You're never having sex because you've gone from an obese, socially challenged introvert to pricky-skin suit who thinks that you're conad the barbarian over a couple of months.
You may have lost most of your pus gut, but the gravy has gone to your brain.
You're afraid of women who aren't nasty and nasty to women who aren't Hot enough" for a real prize catch like you.
You offer everything a hot chic desires.........or not.
"I'm TOO HAWT FOR YOU, FAT GIIIIIIIIIIIRL! SEE MY MUSCLES!!!"
