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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud
Can't.........breath................call.........................91..................uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhh
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Originally Posted by KcChiefsKing
Darth CarlSatan
Why should we draft him? Is it his consistency? His leadership?
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BECAUSE HE CAN PLAY. BECAUSE HE IS A BALLER YOU CAN FIELD ON DAY ONE.
BECAUSE HIS MECHANICS BLOW THE LIVING **** OUT OF ANYONE WHO WILL APPEAR IN THE NFL DRAFT NEXT YEAR AND QUITE POSSIBLY THE YEAR AFTER THAT.
BECAUSE HE IS ACCURATE AND CAN THREAD DOUBLE COVERAGE LIKE A MOTHER****ER.
BECAUSE HIS MISDIRECTION SKILLS MAKE CHRIS ANGEL JIZZ HIS ****ING PANTS!
BECAUSE WHEN HE HAS TO RUN, HE DOES IT BETTER THAN ANYONE I'VE EVER SEEN.
BECAUSE HE CAN DELIVER THE ROCKET OR THE SOFT TOUCH WITH EQUAL PRECISION, AND BECAUSE HIS LEADERSHIP AND THE RESPECT HE GET'S FROM HIS PLAYERS SAY LOUD AND ****ING CLEAR,
"DRAFT ME SCOTT PIOLI, AND I WILL TAKE YOUR TEAM TO THE ****ING SUPER BOWL IN TWO YEARS MINIMUM"!
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