A very serious question remains:
What to do with the army.
We now have dozens of trained soldiers, spies, and propagandists with no war to ply their skills in. These men were in charge of million dollar equipment, now they won't even be able to keep a job PARKING CARS!!.
I move that we create the GWVA--the Germ Warfare Veterans administration. Through this entity, if properly funded by President Peanut, men will find placement in appropriate careers, and given needed medical and psychological counseling that stems from encounters with butt sex offense, the pistol, and True Fans.
All those who served valiantly should be rewarded, and those who died with honor will be forever remembered for their sacrifice.
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"When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln
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