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Originally Posted by blueballs
GI Joes with different camos
have killed manhood in America
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Actually, it's all Lee Majors fault. Upon my 5th birthday, I was taken to the local 5 and dime to pick out a present.
I wanted the Six Million Dollar Man, but they were out and had only GI Joe's. So my Dad said, "Do you want the Joe, or do you want to wait"?
I chose to wait.
That's some pretty serious ****in' dedication for a 5-year old on his birthday I believe.