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Old 01-10-2009, 04:40 AM   #2475
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Originally Posted by Claythan View Post
Pioli update:

so this cop buddy comes home. tells me a story. this guy tried to commit suicide by blowing off his head with a shotgun. sounds reasonable. put it under his head and pulled the trigger. problem was that he didn't have the angle right, and he basically blew his face off the front of his skull. hes in there, kicking and trying to scream, but cant. so the cops arrive, then paramedics, this takes 15-20 minutes. guys still thrashing around, gurgling. so the strap him to a board, try shoving a tube in the hole that was his face, sort of just his throat - hes still got a chunk of dangley thing. they get him to the hospital, where they stabilize him. sort of. anyway he was alive for days. guess the moral of the story here is make sure you're actually going to die, you REALLY don't want to **** this one up.
Man, I've seen 3 people in my life that have done this. I am either really lucky or unlucky to have seen this because it cant happen all that often. I am only 24.

Either shoot threw the mouth and destroy the spinal cord, or eat pills.
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