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My wife and I just got home from a party. She wasn't quite as wild as she was Friday night, when she got so hammered she made out with my best friend's girlfriend and vomited on the table of the greasy spoon we went to after bars, but at least I'm chowing down on a Hot Pocket and not a basket full of toasted ravioli with vomit seasoning.
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"When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln
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