OT: Victor "Smackie" Riley - domestic violence
KR: Tamarack Vanover - car thief
RT: Jim "Hey Joe" Tyrer - shot his wife, shot himself
FB: "Bong" Morris - Cheeeeeeba
DE: Mike "Toots" Bell - blow
QB: David "Little Head Sez Howdy" Jaynes - indecent exposure
RB: Bill "Leave the Scene" Jones - hit & run
RB: Eddie "DWI" Podolak
DE: Jared "DWI" Allen
C: Tim "DWI" Grunhard
CB: Eric "Toasty" Warfield
LB: Derrick "how many kids do I have?" Thomas - child support
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