Fuggin' hurricanes....messin' up my weekends......
THE STATE FAIR in town!!!11!!1! Gonna take all the chitlens to the fair and get me some of dat food dey got. Maybe gets me a fried lizard on a stick. Yee Haw.
Sitting around tonight.....
Saturday....taking the kids to the fair. Then, going to a birthday party for a buddies wife. Then back out to the fair for beer at the Beer Garden. Drunk and naked by 1:30am Sunday.
Sunday....wake up at the butt ass crack of dawn because my kids WON'T LET ME SLEEP IN. Home in time to watch the opening episode of "Dismantling a football team, by Herm Edwards".
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