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Yeah..fuck yeah.
I'd like to see Albert, Dorsey, and Flowers all following Tom Brady home after the game in an Econoline van. I'd like to see them choke him out in his driveway and drag him into the back of that van. Then go to work on his pretty boy teeth with a pair of channel locks. Then they could tack finishing nails under all the fingernails on his throwing hand while smashing every bone in his forearm with a maul. Then they could take a hacksaw and saw off every other toe on both of his feet, so as to throw off his balance altogether.
After that, they could peel off his eyelids a lemon zester and drip battery acid into his ears until he lost all pertinent motor skills. fuck yeah.
GO CHIEFS!!!
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