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Seriously though, Claythan - lets all be honest here. You're nearly 27 and never kissed a female of this species. You're nobody's prize. If a gal you buy lunch orders the large nacho appetizer and a Big Tex steak you should just be grateful for the company. It's not your fault, dude. It's the fault of your parents. They should have dated themselves prior to the age of 35. Can you imagine your father driving around your mother's block for months at a time in his mother's 1970 Monte Carlo before it finally broke down and had to talk to her? Then they fell into a passionate embrace when the realized they were made for one another.
Maybe you could take some pointers from Pops.
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