[Hammock Parties]

Ain't she the sweetest?

bfett81: evenin'
HOTINTERNETSLUT: hi
bfett81: so, the doors were unlocked this morning?
HOTINTERNETSLUT: yep
HOTINTERNETSLUT: :-D
bfett81: so you got the job?
HOTINTERNETSLUT: yep
HOTINTERNETSLUT: they called me this afternoon and told me if I wanted it it was mine
bfett81: awesome
HOTINTERNETSLUT: I'll be teaching kindergarten and first grade
bfett81: lol probably eased your fears after just quitting the other day
HOTINTERNETSLUT: I didn't have any fears
HOTINTERNETSLUT: if I had I wouldn't have quit
HOTINTERNETSLUT: even if this job didn't come through I had plans to be a sub for different schools districts. I even had a luthern school wanting me to sub since they didn't have teaching positions available
bfett81: that's cool
HOTINTERNETSLUT: so i wasn't worried :-)
HOTINTERNETSLUT: but it is nice to know there will be something more steady ahead of me instead of subbing
bfett81: you're not lutheran, then?
HOTINTERNETSLUT: no I'm not lutheran
bfett81: that's the one thing that was weird about wisconsin, it's like lutheran world
HOTINTERNETSLUT: well that's not me
bfett81: the german invasion
bfett81: so did you enjoy our chat last night?
HOTINTERNETSLUT: yeah
HOTINTERNETSLUT: i'm not sure how long i can stay up talking tonight though it's been a long day and i'm exhausted
bfett81: im glad...because we did chat for two hours...and if you had been bored out of your mind the whole time i'd feel terrible lol
bfett81: that's cool, i'm not staying up much longer myself
HOTINTERNETSLUT: if I was bored I would have so goodbye and not kept talking
bfett81: well, gee, now i feel special
bfett81: 8-)
bfett81: im assuming you told your parents about the job?
HOTINTERNETSLUT: yeah
bfett81: you don't have to move or anything...
HOTINTERNETSLUT: no
HOTINTERNETSLUT: I can't afford to move
bfett81: that's great...now if you can just get the school to move to maui
HOTINTERNETSLUT: haha well I don't see that happening
bfett81: so what do you do for fun, lauren?
bfett81: besides drink martinis and surf okcupid
bfett81: :-)
HOTINTERNETSLUT: nothing
HOTINTERNETSLUT: I'm boring and lead no life
bfett81: awwww
bfett81: :-(
HOTINTERNETSLUT: like today...
HOTINTERNETSLUT: i woke up
HOTINTERNETSLUT: had an interview
HOTINTERNETSLUT: went to work
HOTINTERNETSLUT: got off work
HOTINTERNETSLUT: went to babysit
HOTINTERNETSLUT: got home after 9
HOTINTERNETSLUT: that is my life for the most part
bfett81: well
bfett81: babysitting, eh?
HOTINTERNETSLUT: well I was sort of sucked into a parttime nanny job
bfett81: kids give you trouble?
HOTINTERNETSLUT: no she doesn't
bfett81: ah, just one
HOTINTERNETSLUT: she's good but still hard after dealing with 20 during the day
bfett81: wait, so they put you to work the first day?
HOTINTERNETSLUT: um no
HOTINTERNETSLUT: my current job that i put my 2 weeks in...I still go to that job
bfett81: ahhhh
bfett81: i thought you had quit on the spot
HOTINTERNETSLUT: no
HOTINTERNETSLUT: I'd never do that
bfett81: they didn't give you any grief about quitting
bfett81: i hope?
HOTINTERNETSLUT: no she knew I was looking basically before she hired me
bfett81: that's good
bfett81: so what are the couple you babysit for like?
bfett81: i actually used to do that in high school...heh
bfett81: embarrassingly enough
HOTINTERNETSLUT: i don't know don't know them that well
HOTINTERNETSLUT: but they're nice
HOTINTERNETSLUT: she's pregnant again and it's a high risk pregnancy so that's why they need me right now because he works some nights
bfett81: boy or girl?
bfett81: the one you sit, i mean
HOTINTERNETSLUT: girl
bfett81: i sat two boys
bfett81: terrors
bfett81: both under 8
HOTINTERNETSLUT: never fun
bfett81: usually
bfett81: i could just put on star wars and they'd shut up for 2 hours
bfett81: but that only works a couple times lol
HOTINTERNETSLUT: yeah
bfett81: how old is the girl?
HOTINTERNETSLUT: not even 2
bfett81: what do you do with her?
HOTINTERNETSLUT: whatever she wants
HOTINTERNETSLUT: today we looked at a million books
HOTINTERNETSLUT: colored some
HOTINTERNETSLUT: played with play dough
HOTINTERNETSLUT: ate cookies
bfett81: uh oh!
bfett81: cookies!
HOTINTERNETSLUT: what's wrong with cookies
bfett81: nothing lol
bfett81: but you'll quickly become her favorite....
bfett81: "cookie lady"
HOTINTERNETSLUT: her mom is the one who brought them up for us
HOTINTERNETSLUT: so it wasn't me giving them to her
bfett81: well, i'm sorry your day was so uneventful
bfett81: nothing happened at lunch or anything
HOTINTERNETSLUT: i come home for lunch
bfett81: ah
bfett81: well, that's nice too, a lot of people can't
HOTINTERNETSLUT: and it was eventful i got a job
bfett81: definitely
bfett81: see, not so boring
HOTINTERNETSLUT: it's never boring...just no life outside of working basically
bfett81: no girlfriends?
HOTINTERNETSLUT: I have few in the area
bfett81: never want to go out?
HOTINTERNETSLUT: well one is married so it's hard to get her to
bfett81: yeah, that happens
HOTINTERNETSLUT: and the other sometimes
HOTINTERNETSLUT: we're hanging out on saturday
bfett81: tell 'em about the martini place i linked you to
bfett81: it might become your new martini hangout
HOTINTERNETSLUT: but my close close friends are in the austin/san antonio areas
bfett81: so when do you start your new job?
HOTINTERNETSLUT: aug 25th i think
bfett81: same kids all day?
HOTINTERNETSLUT: yeah
HOTINTERNETSLUT: 2 different grades though
bfett81: any ideas about what you'll be doing with them?
HOTINTERNETSLUT: not 100% sure yet. They have a curriculum book I have to follow so I have to review the book before I can really say what I'll be doing. and I won't see the book probably till the 25th
bfett81: what grades?
HOTINTERNETSLUT: kindergarten and 1st
bfett81: what's the most advanced stuff you teach at that level?
bfett81: because, you know, i don't exactly remember my life at that age real clearly lol
HOTINTERNETSLUT: probably multiplication
HOTINTERNETSLUT: which i was shocked to find out i don't remember doing that so early
bfett81: wow
bfett81: no way
bfett81: they gonna churn out a bunch of geniuses
bfett81: bunch of niles and frasier crane's
HOTINTERNETSLUT: sounds like that's their plan
HOTINTERNETSLUT: i have 3 kinders in my class and 2 of them can read already
bfett81: jeez
bfett81: check for performance-enhancing drugs
bfett81: super-literacy tonic 5000
HOTINTERNETSLUT: yeah that's advance since my nephew is at the same age and he can read just not at the same level it sounds like
bfett81: stupid joke, sorry :-\
HOTINTERNETSLUT: no i'm tired
bfett81: yeah i can tell
HOTINTERNETSLUT: i'm getting to the point of being out of it
bfett81: if you want to hit the sack, don't let me keep you
HOTINTERNETSLUT: I think I'm going to.
bfett81: cus you know, im awesome and stuff
bfett81: heh
HOTINTERNETSLUT: I'm sitting here in the dark trying to keep my eyes open
bfett81: talk to you tomorrow maybe...whenever
HOTINTERNETSLUT: maybe so.
HOTINTERNETSLUT: have a nice night
bfett81: thanks, get some rest
HOTINTERNETSLUT: so i couldn't be better company tonight
bfett81: lauren :-)
HOTINTERNETSLUT: sorry
bfett81: no big deal
HOTINTERNETSLUT: ok well good night
bfett81: nite

Note: this is from last night. Tonight she's been on AIM for hours and won't initiate anything. I don't know what her deal is. I'm going to leave the ball in her court, though.