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Old 08-09-2008, 06:49 PM   #2122
'Hamas' Jenkins 'Hamas' Jenkins is offline
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Originally Posted by Herzig View Post
But from what I've read here...you are not really trying.

I've got some great advice for you if you really want to get laid.
  1. Stop spending so much time here
  2. Get rid of all the Star Wars stuff or put it in storage
  3. Move out of your parents house if you are still there
  4. Prepare yourself to fail getting laid...in other words...the word "No" will not kill you. Make yourself mentally tough. Girls can smell insecurity or a lack of confidence from miles away. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. Confidence is like honey to women. If you have it, they come.
  5. Be decisive....chicks love not making decisions or plans
  6. Learn how to dance....this one is tough for me, but I do it. It really does not matter if you are good at it or not. 75% of women just want a man to go out on the dance floor with time.
  7. Compliment a girl's features(eyes, hair, clothes, etc.) Make them melt. Be sincere though...don't BS them.
  8. When you find one like or would like to keep...open doors for them, their Mom, Grandma, etc. If mom loves you, you have a free pass to the V-JJ.
  9. Don't always be available...have other things or plans going on. Do your own thing no matter how much you like her. Don't just drop everything all the time for her. Girls hate doormats.
  10. Remember that if things don't work out or you don't get a date...there's always 3 billion girls left in this great world.
Sincerely, I hope you take this advice to heart and that it helps you. There's no doubt in my mind that if you do, you will get laid.
And the other half the time, the exact opposite of this advice will work because we are talking about women.
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