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Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture
No girl is gonna want to date you periiod.
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Not entirely true.
I bet if he sat in a bar this Friday night and told the first hot chick that he was a virgin, then he just might get lucky. It has to be the right girl, who's profoundly promiscuous, and just tipsy enough to want to pop his cork.
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