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Originally Posted by Claythan
You wanna know what sucks?
Being waited on by a BUTT UGLY waitress, who has kind of a nice ass, and thinking she's into you for an hour, and thinking about asking her what time she gets off, and then OH SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND and OH HE'S THE HUNK AT THE BAR and OH WHAT THE **** IS THAT GOOD-LOOKING STUD DOING SLUMMING WITH THIS BUTT-UGLY GIRL? STOP STEALING MY HOOD RATS, FABIO!
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dude waitresses flirt to get you to tip them
you probably think those fashion models are staring at you when they stop on the runway
you shoulda jackhammered the fatty