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Originally Posted by Claythan
You wanna know what sucks?
Being waited on by a BUTT UGLY waitress, who has kind of a nice ass, and thinking she's into you for an hour, and thinking about asking her what time she gets off, and then OH SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND and OH HE'S THE HUNK AT THE BAR and OH WHAT THE **** IS THAT GOOD-LOOKING STUD DOING SLUMMING WITH THIS BUTT-UGLY GIRL? STOP STEALING MY HOOD RATS, FABIO!
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Maybe all the waitresses have a deal going with the guy at the bar. They can say they're dating him whenever a patron asks them out that they don't want to go out with. Nice way to let someone down without losing a tip.