You wanna know what sucks?
Being waited on by a BUTT UGLY waitress, who has kind of a nice ass, and thinking she's into you for an hour, and thinking about asking her what time she gets off, and then OH SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND and OH HE'S THE HUNK AT THE BAR and OH WHAT THE **** IS THAT GOOD-LOOKING STUD DOING SLUMMING WITH THIS BUTT-UGLY GIRL? STOP STEALING MY HOOD RATS, FABIO!
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