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Originally Posted by Claythan
Tonight is my last night in River Falls. Feed me some ****in' pickup lines or something.
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Tell them the truth. Say i'm a 27 year old guy who is a virgin and at the end of my rope if i don't score tonight. Even suicide hotline tells me i have the wrong number and hangs up on me.
Then get laughed at, go back to your hotel room and jerk it.