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Originally Posted by luv
I have the option of kicking this guy out, but I'm afraid I've fallen even deeper in love with his cat than I did him.  He goes out of town for work, and whatever else he decideds to do, so it's just the two of us gals here sometimes. And I'm the one who feeds her every morning when I get up. |
If you really want to get even, tie his cat to the bumper of your car and drive all around Springfield with it. When you are done doing that, cover the carcass in anti-freeze and shove it in his mailbox along with a card that says "Have a nice day".