The real question is...why does Squiggy care so much what such a bunch of old, miserable, desperate, no-ass gettin' fat lard boring-jealous-of-his-rockstar-cockmileage think? Working pretty damn hard to impress a bunch of people he doesn't care about.
I've still yet to see a picture of a bike or car...or a pic of a girl that prooves anything other than he can get his pic taken with the clown at the circus like every other kid.
There is nothing in those photos that implies carnal knowledge, or that these chics aren't his sisters. No proof that any of them are remotely interested in giving him Herpes.
Here's a sample of his awesome bike skillz and chic pickup tactics.
"hey bebe, got 5 Buckth I can borrow fer a 12 pack?"
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