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Originally Posted by Brokebike Mountain
Also I taxed the blonde last night. She was a good lay so I think she is worthy enough to be one of my friends with benefits.
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Brokebike's version of taxing
"Wowee, this . . . female. . . is very sexually stimulating, I think I may be able to stay hard long enough to put on a convincing show. Can't wait to impress my internet bros when I tell them how hetero I am."
With all the straight talk and all the poking fun at everyone's imagined flab, face it dude, you're into bears and you posting here is the internet equivalent of punching the girl you [well, not you, we] liked on the arm in grade school.