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Old 11-20-2007, 07:17 AM   #98
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I'm sure the players are thrilled to find out that their coach had given up before the game even started.

Herm to Allen: "Jared, I need you play your ass off because I have already decided that we won't try to score any points."

Herm to Brodie: "Brodie, I know you have a big strong arm and big strong WR, and a big strong hall of fame TE, but I've already decided that we can't score, or win, so just don't throw any ints or fumble any snaps and we'll call it a success, ok?"

Herm to Team before game: "Men, there comes a point in life when you have to give up. This is that point. It is very important that we don't throw any ints, or fumble any snaps. So, in order to make sure that happens we aren't even going to try. Remember: NOTHNG IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN AVOIDING RISK, NOT EVEN WINNING."
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