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Originally Posted by Wally World Life

A woman was putting some items in to layaway, some of the items were folders. Some folders rang up at .27 cents and a couple others rang up at .65 cents. The .27 cent folders all had corporation logos on them (Coke, Nike, Disney...) and the ones that rang up .65 cents were "WWJD" (What Would Jesus Do) folders. The customer was confused on how to tell what folders were what prices so the clerk explained that only the folders with corporations on them were .27 cents. The lady then proceeded to claim that Jesus was a corporation. I'd like to invest in that stock because Jesus is pretty popular among Americans Random Thought - Today the Jesus stock (Symbol: JES) was crucified to 28 points, but was resurrected before the end of the day to a promising 32 points.