[SPchief]

Originally Posted by Simplex3

When I was working the hell desk I was in the bathroom taking a leak on the way to a call at one guy's desk. In the pisser I'm standing next to a guy who's doing his own thing, then he steps back, looks at one of his hands, then wipes them on his PANTS. Then leaves.

I get to the desk I'm supposed to go to and it's HIM. He tells me the problem he's having and motions to his keyboard, like *I'm* going to touch that right after he did. Dude, you had something on your hands. Pee, schmegma, whatever. You didn't wash them, you wiped them on your pants. Those same hands that you're rubbing on your keyboard with now.

So he gets all offended that I won't work on his PC after I tell him that I'm not doing it until I can bring up my own keyboard and mouse. Funny part is, he didn't need an explanation of *why* I wouldn't, he got that all by himself. He finally says something like "oh, like I'm the only guy who doesn't wash his hands".

I asked him how he'd feel if he came back to his cube and found me rubbing my c**k on his keyboard. He thought about that for a moment and then waited for me to get back with my own peripherals.

Disgusting