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Originally Posted by crazycoffey
don't use to many nails, you don't want him to bleed out on you. bamboo under the toenails is a good step to throw in the mix, but it is kind of a one trick pony, when the bamboo starts to soak up water it will slowly tear off the nail.
what I liked about my approach is the creativety, it's three or four different acts on one toe, plus if he starts to act tough, the turpentine can be ignited. Layer your tortue for the longer lasting satisfaction.
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I was also thinking of the "insert glass rod into d**k hole then pound it with a hammer", but I'm not sure if GoChiefs will be available for it and I'm not going there.