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Originally Posted by crazycoffey
you've taught me much, great one. But trust me - it's my turn..... we pull the toe nail, then dislocate the pinky toe, before the hammer. Finish with a splash of turpentine wait till the screaming stops and then start over with the next toe.
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Ok, if we're going to be serious about this...
First we nail them to the floor using a pneumatic nailer. Then we shove slivers of dry bamboo under the toenails. Then, you soak the bamboo in water. When he's had enough of that, we rip them off.