Yeah. Working on that.
Last two years:
Found out I had an 8 (at the time) year old daughter.
Got married.
Now have 21, 20, and 17 year old step-daughters, as well as 13 year old live in step-son.
Noticed grey hair on chest and sides of head.
Took job as teacher's aid until I can afford to pay some debts and get my horrible decision of a degree in LA.
Found grey hair on my toes.
MY ****ING TOES.
I'm 30, for anyone new here.
My supervisor thought I did such a good job he/she assigned me to a "special case."
Yeah. Imagine a 12 year old Eddie Gein.
Grey hair count now up to ****ing Reed Richards levels. (
Visual aid.)
In under 2 months. Swear on the virgin mary.
No hair loss, just a complete change in color around and above the ears to the most absolute grey on a LaCie that's color synched.
No gain in intelligence yet.
Really pulling for that 1,000% elasticity of.....um....special parts.
No luck yet.