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Originally Posted by 'Hummus' Jenkins
Time for some real sick shit:
One time this chick was giving me a blowjob. My dick hit the back of her throat, initiated a gag reflex, and she puked Taco Bell and beer all over my stomach. It was not balla.
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That happened to me once.
You know that feeling you get after you masturbate where you just hate yourself? Youre like, "look at me, I'm such a ****in pervert" (maybe everyone doesn't get that, I know I do")
It was like, ten times worse.. I just let the chick keep going until I finished, then laid there for like five minutes thinking "i'm the most disgusting and vile human being on the planet. i can't believe i just did this. i want to kill myself" as her vomit ran down onto her carpet.