[Rain Man]

Deep in the Amazon jungle, a mighty python slithers through the underbrush. His tongue flickering, eyes darting quickly, he spies a familiar shadow in the earth. The giant beast approaches the hole, peeks in to assure that it's empty, and enters its secret lair. He pushes deep into the cavern, the smell of rich Amazon soil overtaking and surpassing the aroma of verdant jungle greenery. Reaching his destination, the great body coils up, masses of green and black muscle layering atop each other. He turns on the television, opens his McDonald's bag, and hisses in frustration. They got his order wrong.