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Originally Posted by beer bacon
Personally I won't be satisfied until he defeats Rich Scanlon American Gladiator style.
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Mike Adamle: And here they come down the zipline... Mitchell with a slight lead over Scanlon in this final event!
Larry Csonka: This looks to be a tight race to the finish!
Adamle: Over the wall they go! Now they have to pick the right finishing lane!
Csonka: Mitchell is heading right for Turbo!
Adamle: Kawika breaks through the paper, and gets hammered by Turbo! He goes down!
Csonka: Here comes Scanlon!
Adamle: And he picks his lane... there's Nitro! And... Oh my God! What's he doing? Scanlon just ripped Nitro's heart out of his chest! He has destroyed Nitro! Here comes Scanlon across the finish line in first, holding the remains of Nitro's lifeless body!
Csonka: Now THAT'S an American Gladiator.
Adamle: Well, I guess Rich Scanlon is our winner today. That was some really heartpumping action! Tune in next time on American Gladiators!
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