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Originally Posted by Rain Man
The police statement would be rather entertaining.
Police: Now, tell us who attacked you.
Victim: A pastor's assistant.
P: A what?
V: And he was wearing military garb.
P: Have you been drinking?
V: And he kept showing me his Bronze Star. And then he stabbed me with it.
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