[R&GHomer]

Ok, I’ll play. This isn’t exactly My O-shit moment, but I was “indirectly involved” Deserves telling.

My little brother and a friend decided they were going to tag team this girl when mom was at work. Well just about the time they were all undressed and starting too gets their freak on, they hear the garage door opening. Of course, they all start freaking out and decide to throw the naked girl into the closet just before my mom opens the door to the room.

You can just imagine the look of horror on my Mom’s face looking at my little brother and his friend standing butt ass naked together. All of a sudden my little brother grasps what mom is thinking and yanks the girl from the closet. My Mom went from “My son is a flaming Homo” too “That dirty little SOB, I’m going to kill him”. Bro and friend just start running around the house as Mom is chasing them and then I enter the picture just as they run out the front door naked with only there pants and shoes in hand.

Now, of course this is the funniest shit I’d ever witnessed in my young life. Then mom proceeds to tell me what happened and asked if I could take the young girl home. Being a good boy, I said no problem at all Mom. Ended up nailing the chick before I took her home and I’ve rubbed it my brothers face ever since.