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Originally Posted by chi3fs
having mom walk in on one of my "special" private moments...  |
I can top that…
Back when I was still in college and home for the summer me and a bunch of buddies got shit-faced and decided to shave our heads.
After about 3 more quarts of Yuengling I got dropped off and decide to lie on the couch and watch the booby channel for a little while. One thing lead to another and next thing ya know I’m in bed with Rosie and her five sisters.
Apparently I passed out before I finished.
Next thing I known its 5:00am and I’m waking up to my mom throwing sneakers at me yelling “wake up and go to bed!” and “what the hell did you do to your head”.
I was passed out on the couch spread eagle with a soft-core porn playing on the TV, a shaved head, my shorts and underwear around my ankles and pecker in my hand.
It was never brought up again.