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Originally Posted by SDChiefsfan
I can see it now, Jim:
Jim to Lady Friend...."May I insert my penis into your vagina?"
Lady Friend to Jim..."Why of course; I'm glad you asked. I never would have guessed it from that rock hard bulge you've been pokin me in the stomach with for the past 45 minutes."
JK, Jim.... 
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This is accurate except for two minor issues. First of all I'm never that polite and secondly they always claim that the bulge is poking them in the chin.
