I've got one more annoying personality:
The Internet Stud - Guys who act like "ladies' men" online, even though being on the internet full-time makes it impossible for these "studs" to be "studs" at all. More than likely, they are simple nerds who watch just enough TV and movies to be able to act cool online.
Internet Studs do not pull chicks. That is why any Planet member who admits to being a female is continuously having her arse licked clean by a multitude of dickweeds. This is the only forum in which such nerds can communicate with females without wetting themselves.
For instance, my wife has had some things said to her on here that the poster wouldn't have the guts to say if her and I were standing in front of him.
Nerdy-ass bidges!
