[Chris Meck]

Originally Posted by Anyong Bluth

His injury can't be worse than my babysitter's when I was a really little kid, so rejoice!


It was summertime and she brought over squirt guns for something fun later to do. We had a water gun fight in the backyard, but somehow it started up again as we were going back inside the house, which was a ranch style where you could go around in circles between 4 of the rooms, including the kitchen.

My older sister and I were teamed up against the babysitter, chasing her in circles. Over time water started accumulating on a few spots in the kitchen, that had linoleum floors.

At some point she was running into the kitchen, hit a wet spot, slipped, and slid into the dishwasher and counter.

In a freak accident, she caught some sharp metal or something and due to her momentum it made a wide U shaped cut along the side of her knee.

We heard a frightening shriek, came into the kitchen, and saw blood pooling on the floor and her hysteric, holding her knee awkwardly from the side on top. She said it had broken off and flapping to the side.

The rest was a crazy blur and I remember sitting at the hospital for a couple hours, then my parents showing up to get us, and never seeing that babysitter again.

THEY KILLED HER!? HOLY SHIT!