[Pepe Silvia]

Originally Posted by ThaVirus

Good Lord, no. Imagine the shits those things take. You’d have to haul a shovel around on every walk…

I think the largest you could convince me would be around 90-100 lbs. Something like a Cane Corso. As far as mastiffs go, they’re on the smaller side. Maybe a svelte Rottweiler.

Personally, I think 50-85 lbs is the sweet spot. That’ll get you a lab, golden, basically any kind of pit if that’s your thing, Dalmatian, German Shepherd, poodle, Doberman, husky, a few different breeds of hounds - lots of good options depending on your lifestyle.

Remember that scene in There's Something about Mary when that guy with the Great Dane had about 20 giant piles of shit in his apartment when they went in?