Making the pick for the Miami Dolphins is a player familiar to most of us. Tyreek Hill has appeared in 141 games for the Chiefs (91) and Dolphins (50), with pro bowl appearances for both teams.
Tyreek comes to the stage in his best paternity-suit courtroom outfit, and says,
"I need someone to practice against, so
the Miami Dolphins select S Andrew Mukuba, Texas."
He then points to a middlingly attractive woman in the audience and says, "Hey, you wanna have a kid together?"