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Originally Posted by Chieftain
I stopped wearing cologne two decades ago. Made no sense to spray myself with scented alcohol. I do find it gay for a man to spray cologne to 'smell good'. **** that shit.
I don't use no wash cloth or scrub to clean my body. That's added gayness.
I keep it simple. A bar of unscented soap to wash my body and face. And moisturizer to get rid of the dry skin and protect from sunburn.
I own one pair of shoes and replace them when they wear out. Enough clothes to last two weeks and rewash. Preferably neutral, masculine colors.
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With that regimen,
closet woodshed gay is about the best you can hope for because no woman is going to want to smell that rank ass.
You'd at least gain points by rubbing yourself down with some cedar brush and firing up the Stihl for 5 minutes before heading out.