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Originally Posted by Bob Dole
Elizabeth Banks on that No7 commercial gets muted every time.
The one puzzling me right now is for one of those gold and silver distributor companies, and there’s a commercial truck driver who got “a really nice settlement” when “a bear ran across the hood of my truck” and he swerved to avoid it. I’m going to need more details. Like did the bear pay because he was negligent? Or did the truck manufacturer pay because the truck swerved poorly? How the **** do you get a nice settlement when a wild animal runs out in front of your vehicle? I hit a turkey once at 70mph that caved in my windshield, and all I got was a new windshield.
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Maybe he sued California since they have a bear on their flag.