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Josh Allen’s long hair is super annoying. He thinks he’s cool, but he’s really just a poser. If it were 1998, he’d be the dude wearing a pair of Lee Pipes and trying to pass them off as JNCOs. That’s what Josh Allen is; that kid in middle school who wore Lee Pipes and asked you to borrow your Sega games and then wouldn’t give them back when you agreed. He’d just keep saying he forgot, but you know damn well he’s got your NHL ‘98 game and saved over your season with the Sharks. You can tell by the look in his eyes.
Yeah, that’s Josh Allen.
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