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Originally Posted by Sassy Squatch
 That's the first point of the story that made me quirk a brow. 15-20 pound dildo? Really? That's a max weight bowling ball or a shotput. I, uh, don't think there's that many drunken Bills fans able to hurk that amount of weight accurately into someone's face. |
Makes sense, though.
After the decades of ass-****ing that Tom Brady gave those fellas, a 12 inch, 15 lb dildo is about the only thing that can give them any sensation anymore.
That hollow moan you hear through orchard park when the wind blows is the sound their gaping assholes make after decades of taking it in the shorts, similar to blowing over a whiskey jug.