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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

I cross the field to the first down marker. I find a hole in the zone. When I get to the hole, Patrick is throwing an interception. I am terrified.

It is Sept. 7, 2023, when I’m introduced to Mahomes. He throws me a TD and retrieves the ball, the first time a QB has done this for me. As he gives me the warm, supple ball, our fingers touch.

I feel fear for the last time.

A token MRI is taken. There is nothing to scan.

A circulatory system is seen by the Lot D entrance. A few days later, a partially muscled skeleton stands in the Hall of Honor and screams for a moment before vanishing.

They call me Dr. Kansas City. They explain the name has been chosen for the ominous associations it will raise in Arrowhead's enemies. They are shaping me into something gaudy, something lethal.

Hell yes