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Originally Posted by Sassy Squatch
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So after the float trip I put the thing in the gun safe (my 10 year old had sworn revenge on behalf of her cousin so I had to hide it).
My wife has confiscated it. I have no idea where it is.
If I ever find it, I'm putting it back in the safe and changing the code.
Then, when someone breaks into the house and she gets raped because she doesn't know the new code to the gun safe, guess who's gonna get the last laugh?
Steal my friggen splatrball gun...
What's the world coming to?