[DrunkBassGuitar]

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

My nephew pretty much thinks I'm an asshole since I made him cry with one of those SplatRball guns.

Look kid, if you're gonna make me play this game and then shoot me in the back, don't be surprised when I chase your ass into a corner and turn you into a sobbing puddle.

I don't know why I had to apologize, I kept all the shots below the neck. Next time he'll make sure not to wear shorts if he's gonna shoot his uncle when his back's turned. That's a lot of exposed skin, kid. And I ain't here to NOT teach you a lesson.

If you won't learn to respect your elders, maybe you'll learn to respect your betters...

get his ass