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Originally Posted by ToxSocks
Now we're just the, "Cool uncle".
The BBQ uncle. It's simply nature taking its course. The evolution of the cool guy when he's young is the cool uncle when he's older.
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My nephew pretty much thinks I'm an asshole since I made him cry with one of those SplatRball guns.
Look kid, if you're gonna make me play this game and then shoot me in the back, don't be surprised when I chase your ass into a corner and turn you into a sobbing puddle.
I don't know why I had to apologize, I kept all the shots below the neck. Next time he'll make sure not to wear shorts if he's gonna shoot his uncle when his back's turned. That's a lot of exposed skin, kid. And I ain't here to NOT teach you a lesson.
If you won't learn to respect your elders, maybe you'll learn to respect your betters...