Quote:
Originally Posted by Bearcat
DJLN's in here wondering if faulk is a real Bengals fan while we have Chiefs fans making up clever nicknames to shit on the GOAT.  |
He's too lucid to be a real Bengals fan.
Delusional, but lucid.
The other guy's almost too beaten down (Bengal Billy?) to be any fun.
"The Bengals Suck!!!"
"You're right....{slits wrists}
Dafuq fun is that?
Meanwhile with Faulk you say "Man, Joe Burrow sucks at football" and he just says "Not as badly as Midnight Vulture sucks at petty theft..."
Jesus. What can I even do with that? I just wanna pat him on the head and buy him a beer. It'll be a shitty lukewarm one to go with that demon vomit chili they serve out there, but it's better than the vat of warm piss I want to drown those damn Broncos fans in.
The guy showed up and did homework, for ****s sake. I don't even look at who it is I'm responding to in 90% of my posts and this guy can give me chapter and verse on Inmem's exploits with smoked meats.