Just sitting here minding my own business in the wee hours and TWO ****ING EIGHTY POUND MONSTERS are roaming the neighborhood. Saw them on the security cam.
Came into my yard, sniffed around where my dog got out of the ****ing car, poked around my fences,
almost came up to my door. They were roaming around my street for a good 30 minutes before they went on their way.
TWO HOURS AGO my dog was out in the backyard.
