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Originally Posted by O.city
First thing I notice fellas. Can't help it.
We'll be out at dinner or something and the waiter walks off and my wife will hit me with "his teeth are driving you crazy aren't they".
And they are.
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The orthodontist gave me a retainer to wear after I got my braces off. I put up with that thing for a year, then at my next appointment I asked, "How long do I have to keep wearing this thing at night?"
"Eh, for awhile."
I got home and chucked that thing in the trash. Give me a straight answer or get ****ed.