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Originally Posted by Kiimo

State Trooper: Do you feel this offense is safe for the playoffs?

Del: Yes, I do. Yes, I really do, I believe that. I know it's not pretty to look at, but it'll get you where you want to do.

State Trooper: Now, you got no outside receivers.

Del: No, we lost that.

State Trooper: You have no functioning coordinators.

Del: No, not a one. (Beat) However, the QB still works. Funny as that may seem, with all this mess, that the QB is the only thing that's really working good, and his brain is clear as a bell, don't ask me how. (chuckles nervously)

State Trooper: I can't let you go ahead with this offense. It's not fit for a championship.