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Since CP has become Absolutely Ridiculous Exaggeration Planet, I feel like I need to come clean.
You see, for a few years now, I've been severely exaggerating something.
No, not that!
See, I've been saying that Andrew Wylie blows goats.
And that I have proof.
And that, friends, is untrue. I've been exaggerating.
He sucks. He's terrible.
but he probably doesn't ACTUALLY blow goats.
I exaggerated, see? Just like a bunch of you guys.
(I'm sure he's a great guy, though. He seems nice.)
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